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Post by Paul B » September 21st, 2005, 11:28 am

SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO BE OLD...


No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
To their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared,
Where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
Practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
Sure what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag
And hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood
Looking for the money, and knock on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
Fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were
walking home from school yesterday . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

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Post by jana » September 22nd, 2005, 1:45 am

Paul -- Where do you come up with these???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PAUL

Post by ruthy » September 22nd, 2005, 6:35 am

Thanks for keeping us :lol: , its great .!!
DCM, V.T , DIABETES, SLEEP APNEA, DCM GENETIC

Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.

Eloise

We need a grin and more

Post by Eloise » September 22nd, 2005, 4:22 pm

:D Sure appreciate a smile today. sitting here after Katrina, I'm focused on Rita.....spoke to Don early this morning and he was on his way out.........he'll probably have to drive most of the day (main reason we didn't evacuate). My son, John, has a smart idea........"from water, you run, from wind you hunker down!" :cry: That's what we did during Katrina...........
Now as I said, we need some humor, and a lot of focus on the positive....
Thanks Paul! :wink:
Eloise

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