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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by KansasAl » January 11th, 2018, 10:17 pm

TruckerRon wrote:
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Knock knock...
Who's there?
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by Ozchrissy » January 12th, 2018, 7:11 am

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by tip » January 12th, 2018, 6:12 pm

a three leged dog walks into a saloon, the bartender looks up and say can I help you? Dog: I"M looking for the feller that shot my paw lmao4dx :::)

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by blueraider » January 12th, 2018, 9:05 pm

There was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by TruckerRon » January 13th, 2018, 12:54 am

I can copy and paste puns as well as the next guy:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by ROBO Pop » January 13th, 2018, 3:40 pm

My engineering professor in college asked why we were there, what motivated us. I'll never forget a friend stating quite ernestly that he wanted to make life better for his tribe. He's a member of the Yaqui indian tribe.

Sadly he passed recently, but in reading his obituary I realized he had achieved his dream. Seems with his electrical engineering degree in hand he went back home.

During his first night he had to use the outhouse and it was so dark outside he walked into a barrel cactus. He immediately knew what the first thing he would do was and the next morning started to work stringing wires and installing lights at the outside toilet.

Thats right, he became the first Native American to wire a head for reservations.
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by ROBO Pop » January 13th, 2018, 3:42 pm

Knock knock...
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by KansasAl » January 13th, 2018, 3:56 pm

Knock knock...



Would you look at that Robo...we're a pair of knockers!

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by wen » January 14th, 2018, 9:45 pm

Why did the yogurt go to the museum?. . . . . . Because it was cultured!

Why did the bicycle fall over?. . . . . Because it was too tired!

What did the evil chicken lay?. . . . Deviled eggs!
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by TruckerRon » January 15th, 2018, 12:29 am

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by TruckerRon » January 15th, 2018, 12:41 am

Don’t Touch

An elderly Mexican lived close to Los Angeles for more than thirty five years.

He would have loved to plant carrots in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.

His son is in college in Rome, so the old man sends him an e-mail.

He explains the problem: “My Dear Son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant carrots in my garden. I am sure, if you were here, you could help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father.”

The following day, the old man receives an e-mail from his son: “Beloved Father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Rodrigo”

At 3pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. They disappointed and left the house.

Next day, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your carrots. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Rodrigo.”
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by luvmydogs » January 16th, 2018, 8:16 am

What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What do ducks wear to weddings? Duxedos.

Why should you not write with a dull pencil? It's pointless.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Stolen from NFL bad joke telling video.....
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by mrag » January 17th, 2018, 1:44 pm

If you can pass this test, you too will be eligible to launch nuclear armed ballistic missiles. No cheating. I'm not sure where we should mail finished tests or results.
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