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O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by luvmydogs » January 10th, 2018, 10:51 am

In an effort to make Freckles chuckle, let's post some clean, corny jokes. Laughter is the best medicine. So here's two from me:

1. Why don't zoo animals take tests??? Too many cheetahs!

2. Why was the snowman looking through the bucket of carrots??? He was picking his nose!

Have a good day.
Joanne (aka Jo)

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Post by freckles1880 » January 10th, 2018, 5:27 pm

Cute and Thanks. We all do need a little humor.
:big-hug:
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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 9:44 pm

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Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
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Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:07 pm

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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:10 pm

I have to confess that I am stealing all these from Greg Heenan from facebook, the KING of corny jokes.
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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:16 pm

OK I am on a roll, thank you Greg.
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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:17 pm

Not a joke, but too cute not to share.
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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:17 pm

THINK ABOUT IT
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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:18 pm

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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:22 pm

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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by Ozchrissy » January 10th, 2018, 10:33 pm

OK I'LL STOP, BUT I COULD KEEP GOING ALL DAY THANKS TO GREG. lmao4dx lmao4dx BUT I LOVE THESE TWO.
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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.” Carl Jung

Diagnosed with cardiomyopathy in 10/99
LBBB & VT diagnosed Feb 06
Guidant Biventricular Pacer ICD inserted Feb 06: Boston Scientific Incepta CRT-D inserted May, 2012
Oesophageal Cancer, 2012, Gall Bladder & Septicemia 2014 resulting in VFib and severe heart damage
Bare Metal Stent May, 2012 Mitral Valve replaced 2015
Meds: Entresto, Bicard, Coralan, Eurtorxsiq, Frusehexl, Spiractin, Sigmaxin, Creon, Warfarin,
Appropriate Shocks for Ventricular VFib.

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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by freckles1880 » January 11th, 2018, 9:15 am

wowwow Thanks for all of these.
PS my oxygen machine went wild yesterday and tried to "waterboard me" Water part now off and waiting for repair man. Could it be my Warden is taking advice from Robo's wife on the "how to's"?

wavhi
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Major heart attack, carcinogenic shock and quad bypass 10-13-08 post myocardial infarction, old inferior MI complicated by shock and CHF, combined, Atherosclerosis, abdominal aortic Aneurysm, Seroma 7 cm, left leg. Stent in the left main vein 10-7-2014

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Post by ROBO Pop » January 11th, 2018, 12:16 pm

freckles1880 wrote:
January 11th, 2018, 9:15 am
wowwow Thanks for all of these.
PS my oxygen machine went wild yesterday and tried to "waterboard me" Water part now off and waiting for repair man. Could it be my Warden is taking advice from Robo's wife on the "how to's"?

wavhi
they have been spending way too much time on the phone whispering. thank goodness my wife is a novice, eh Bob? I must admit I thought sure the 36 refrigerator magnets stacked on my chest would be a deal closer. And your lovely wife waterboarding was sheer genius, did you cough up the location of your nest eggs?
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Post by ROBO Pop » January 11th, 2018, 12:18 pm

Knock knock...
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Re: O/T Stupid corny jokes for Freckles

Post by TruckerRon » January 11th, 2018, 1:14 pm

ROBO Pop wrote:
January 11th, 2018, 12:18 pm
Knock knock...
Who's there?
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